Pros & cons
PROS
- Dramatic river-carved gorge with a real sense of wild remoteness
- Short detour off the Glen Ey track with memorable views from above
CONS
- Hazardous unprotected edges and loose ground; do not descend into the gorge
- No amenities or public transport; plan a self-sufficient outing
Overview
Tucked up Glen Ey near Inverey, The Colonel’s Bed is a narrow chasm where the Ey Burn has sliced into the bedrock. It’s a striking little spot: a deep, rocky cleft roaring with water below, all set in big, open Cairngorms scenery. There’s a local legend attached—an outlawed colonel is said to have hidden here in the 17th century—adding a touch of drama to an already atmospheric place.
What You’ll See
From the path above you peer into a tight, rocky slot with the burn rushing through. After rain the water funnels noisily down the defile and looks especially powerful. The approach is classic Glen Ey—heather, moorland, and scattered pine—with expansive views and a pleasingly remote feel.
Access & Route
Most people park at Inverey and follow the landrover track up Glen Ey, then take a short side path to the gorge. Figure on roughly 4.9 km round trip and about 2 hours at an easy pace. The final approach is on rough, sometimes loose ground with exposure right by the edge—take it slow and watch your footing.
Safety First
This is a look-but-don’t-touch feature. Do not attempt to climb down into the chasm. The edges are unprotected, the rock can be unstable, and there’s genuine rockfall risk. Enjoy the view from above and keep a conservative buffer from the lip.
Wildlife
Keep an eye out for swallows, dragonflies, and the occasional caterpillar along the approach. The broader glen has the feel (and likely the inhabitants) of typical upland Scotland, though the gorge itself is the main event here.
Amenities & Logistics
There are no facilities at or near the site—no toilets, water, or shelter. Expect limited or no mobile signal. Bring everything you need and follow good backcountry toileting and leave-no-trace practices. A bike can speed up the glen approach if you’re folding this into a longer day.
Best Time to Visit
Anytime the weather is settled is good; the path feels friendlier when it’s dry. If you like drama, visit after rain for a livelier river (while taking extra care on slick ground). It’s a quiet, niche stop, so crowding isn’t usually an issue.
Where it is
56.9500, -3.5000Tips for The Colonel's Bed
- 01Park at Inverey and follow the Glen Ey track; the spur to the gorge is short but exposed.
- 02View the chasm only from above—do not attempt to descend.
- 03Bring sturdy footwear, layers, water, and snacks; there are no services.
- 04Expect weak or no mobile signal; carry a map or GPS.
- 05A bike can make the glen approach quicker if you’re combining routes.
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